Coming soon: A CURRY AT NIGHT AND SEX ON SUNDAY
A Kama Sutra Memoir
by Stan Lauryssens
A bright, sunny day in Barcelona. My eyes were glued to the dark-skinned woman. In her left hand, she held a yellow straw hat with a wide brim. Though I only saw her from a distance, she had the most sensuous mouth and the longest and blackest hair I’d ever seen, shiny like coal and cascading over her shoulders all the way down to her slender hips.
...
“You’re not English, are you?” I said.
“Guess.”
“Pakistani?”
“No, no,” she said and broke into a throaty laugh that lit up her chestnut brown eyes.
I threw up my hands. “I’m sorry, I give up,” I said.
“I’m from Goa,’” she said. “From India. We invented the Kama Sutra, you know.”
After living in Spain as the only neighbor of surrealist artist Salvador Dalí while on the run for Interpol, the author falls for a flirtatious woman from India and follows her to London. She initiates him in the 64 positions described in the Kama Sutra. When he runs out of money, she serves him delicious Indian curries and locks him willingly in "a male Indian chastity belt" that slices his penis whenever he gets an erection. The story recounts the author's seven years as an outcast in an Indian family in the London suburbs—dressed in an Indian sari of the finest cotton—that ends with him living in "cardboard city" under London's Waterloo Bridge, craving for spicy korma, madras, tikka masala and vindaloo curries.
I'm also working on Salvador Dalí---The Rise and Fall of a Genius, an easy-to-read fun biography that tells Dalí's life story without the abracadabra of most books on art and artists.

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The History Press, the UK's largest specialist history publisher, is reprinting my Arthur Moeller van den Bruck biography The Man Who Invented the Third Reich, due in April 2010. Here's the
new paperback book jacket.
"Moeller van den Bruck emerges here as a brilliant, tortured, and strangely sympathetic character unable to cope with the political demons he helped to unleash."---Jay Freeman, Booklist, USA
"Brilliantly tantalizing, puzzling and revealing, yet dangerous."---Amazon
To order from Amazon.com, CLICK HERE...
Now available: "Dali & I: The Surreal Story" by Stan Lauryssens
Thomas Dunne Books/St.Martin's Press
An extraordinary memoir of fortune, fraud, and the master of modern art
Art dealer Stan Lauryssens made millions in modern art, but he sold only one name: Salvador Dali. The surrealist painter's work was a hot commodity for the newly rich, investors, and businessmen looking to launder their black market cash. Stan didn't mind looking the other way; he just hoped the buyers would look the other way as well. The artworks he sold came from some very shady sources. And he soon discovered that the shadiest source of all was Dali himself. The more successful Stan became, the closer he got to Dali's inner circle, until he found himself living next door to the aging artist.
There, while Stan hid from Interpol's detectives, he learned more about Dali's secret history, the studio of artists who produced his work, and the money-making machine that kept Dali's extravagant lifestyle afloat long after his creativity became to flounder.
Dali & I offers a behind-the-scenes view of the commerce and conspiracy that can go hand-in-hand in the art world, written by a man who has been to the top only to discover it was no different than the bottom.
STAN LAURYSSENS was an art dealer specializing in works by Salvador Dali for over a decade. After spending time in prison for the sale of bogus Dali's, he turned to writing crime fiction. He won Belgium's Hercule Poirot Award in 2002 for best crime fiction of the year. He divides his time between Antwerp and London.
Thomas Dunne Books/St. Martin's Press also publishes Dan Brown, Arnaldur Indridason, Desmond Morris, Wilbur Smith and Michael Palin.
Dali & I: The Surreal Story (US edition) was published July 8, 2008. To order from Amazon.com, CLICK HERE...
"Crass, callous, sordid and cynical—thus, utterly true to the spirit of Dalí and a certain bestseller."
---Kirkus Review
"I read this book in one day. Fascinating, shocking, and a lot of fun. Hope to see the film soon."
---Amazon.com
"It feels as a smooth fluid story. You do not even realize you are reading a crime novel. What Stan Lauryssens sets out to do, he does superbly well."
---Library Thing
Book reviews and other literary stuff
"A Belgian boy with easy morals and a smooth tongue, Lauryssens worked his way up from writing invented celebrity interviews to selling fake prints by Spanish surrealist master Salvador Dalí to swindling greedy suckers out of vast sums of money for fake or nonexistent works by Dalí."
---The Boston Globe
"Dalí & I " is so good. Stan Lauryssens is an excellent story teller.
---Scene4.com
"Sensational stuff. Fantastic"
(The Daily Telegraph)
British Dalí & I: The Surreal Story is out now from Mainstream/Random House. Hardback is priced £16.99 when
pre-ordered HERE ...
Readers' reviews on the Amazon page have been amazing so far.
"I read this book in one day. Fascinating. Shocking."
"Very interesting. Hope to see the film soon."
"My advice: read this book, it's a lot of fun."
“The art market is a dark circus of hope and deceit. Lauryssens provides us with an intimate portrait of Dalí, its mustachioed ringmaster: as eccentric as he is ingenious, as manipulative as he is fascinating.”---Noah Charney, author of The Art Thief
“A highly readable blend of memoir and picaresque, Stan Lauryssens’s book explores the differences between the genuine and the bogus, not only in the business of art, but more important, in human relationships.”
---James Sexton, editor of Selected Letters of Aldous Huxley
An International Seller ...
"Dalí & I" is now out in Japan, from Aspect Publishing. On the book's cover, Salvador Dalí seems to have a live rooster on his shoulder. The cover photograph was actually taken at Madame Tussaud's in Amsterdam, where the lifesize wax artist is flanked by Picasso on the left and Van Gogh on the right.
[ Above a nice picture from Tokyo: my agent Philip Sane (right) with Kosei Takahira (in the middle, holding my book), president and CEO and Yoichi Miyazaki, editorial general manager from Aspect, my Japanese publisher. ]
        
The first of two Chinese editions of Dalí & I: The Surreal Story is now on sale in Taiwan. In an e-mail, my Chinese editor tells me: "Dear Stan, We decided to go ahead with a more light-hearted cover because Taiwanese readers don't respond well to heavy and dark material. We feel that this great photo makes a very appealing cover and will draw in the most readers! Also please note that the Chinese title translates to Dali's 666 Signatures." Frankly, I think it's a great cover, though I look like a stand up comedian with the fake mustache and bulging eyes, don't I?
» Read here a nicely illustrated interview in The Guangzhou Daily, "one of the largest circulation newspapers in China", according to the female reporter who contacted me.
Meanwhile, online bookstore sales of the Turkish edition of Dalí & I: The Surreal Story, titled "Dali ve Ben" in Turkish, have gone from the #31 spot on the Turkish Top-100 to #21 in a matter of days.
Latest result: Dali ve ben is now on #8 in Turkey. On another bestseller list, the book is on #2 ...
A mere two weeks after its publication date, Dali i ja, the Serbian edition of Dali & I: The Surreal Story, came in on 9 in the national book Top-20. In writing, foreign names and surnames are spelled phonetically in Serbian. Therefore, in Serbia I am no longer "Stan Lauryssens" but "Sten Lorisen". Dalí still is "Dali" though. On the cover, Dali i ja is labeled "internacionali bestseler".
In order to promote Czech and Slovak translations, I was in Prague and Bratislava for a couple of days. In Prague, I stayed in a very nice hotel that was Prague's most popular luxury whorehouse or bordel during the communist regime. Well, Zara and Armani have taken over the party's headquarters and communism in Prague is relegated to the stuffy, tiny Museum of Communism on the first floor of a local McDonald's.
In Slovak, my title reads as Dalí & I: The (Sur)real Story, which I think is a nice twist and a great find.
Read here an interview, in Czech, as published in the highly popular DNES daily newspaper...
... and watch a dubbed live interview on Czech breakfast TV.
Jacket with broken egg shell and the eye sticking out in the middle is the Rumanian Dalí & I from Polirom that also publishes Irvine Welsh, F. Scott Fitzgerald and Graham Greene.
Joyful yellow jacket is the Korean Dalí & I edition from Random House Korea.
In translation
     
Ma vie criminelle avec Salvador Dalí
par Stan Lauryssens
Editions de l'Archipel, € 19,95
Un magazine britannique pour investisseurs a calculé que la cote de Salvador Dalí a progressé de 25,94 % entre 1970 et 1980. Et ça n’est qu’un début. Quand il mourra, les prix exploseront. » Cette phrase, Stan Lauryssens l’a répétée pendant des années.
Marchand d’art improvisé, le voici recherché par Interpol dans les palaces de New York et Paris.Car les toiles qu’il vend sont fausses, ou ne sont pas à vendre. De fraudes en cavale, Stan l’escroc finit par s’établir en Catalogne, près de l’antre où Dalí s’étiole depuis la mort de Gala. C’est là que les proches du moribond l’aident à percer l’ultime secret ... Même sa moustache est un postiche!
Stan Lauryssens, né en 1946 à Anvers, a achevé dans une prison espagnole sa carrière de courtier d’art spécialiste de Dalí. Depuis, il s’est fait connaître comme auteur de polars, lauréat du prix Hercule-Poirot pour Neige noire (2002). Son récit, déjà traduit dans 25 pays, est en cours d’adaptation à Hollywood, Al Pacino étant pressenti pour le rôle de Dalí.
Because of its distinctly "erotic" book jacket, Ma vie criminelle avec Salvador Dalí won't be for sale in Quebec and most of the French-speaking part of Canada.
"C'est génial!"---Bfm
"Un livre fan-tas-tique!"---"Face à Face" RTL
« Un récit fantastique, dans tous les sens du terme. »
The Daily Telegraph
« Cruel, cynique, sordide – et cependant parfaitement fidèle à l’esprit de Dalí. » Kirkus Review
» Stan en forme dans "face à Face" à RTL-TV ....
Dali and I: The Surreal Story by Stan Lauryssens     
Nero Books, Melbourne, 2008, 292pp, $27.95. ISBN 9781863952316. By JEFFREY BROWN, Solicitor
Stan Lauryssens is not an artist. He is not even an art expert. Despite the ­title, Dali and I is not concerned with the surrealist movement, nor is it a ­serious attempt to understand its most famous son, Salvador Dali. Dali and I is a book about money, and a very entertaining one at that.
» Click here and read the Australian review ...
Now available worldwide: "Dalí Y Yo: Una historia surreal" in Spanish and "Dalí e Eu: Uma história surreal" in Portuguese
  
Fireworks even before publication: XL Semanal, the Sunday magazine with the highly popular ABC newspaper from Madrid (weekly print run: 2 million) publishes a 6 (six!) page interview "de puta madre" in which I am compared to "a European kind of Tom Ripley".
» Some highlights from the interview, in Spanish:
"Estafar a multimillonarios es algo totalmente adictivo."
"Vendí la Santa cena de Dalí por un millón de dolares. El magnate aceptó que, aunque estaba en un museo, el cuadro era suyo."
"Compraban sin conocer la obra. Ni siquiera les gustaban las pintuas de Dalí. Sólo se trataba de blanquear dinero."
Read here the interview, buy the book and... enjoy!
Cillian Murphy is "Stan" in Dali & I: The Surreal Story
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Cillian Murphy will be "Stan" (that's me, folks) in the upcoming Dali & I: The Surreal Story. Cillian Murphy is Irish of course, lives in London, was norminated for a Golden Globe Award and plays the villain in Batman Begins (opposite Katie Holmes).
He is also in Cold Mountain (Nicole Kidman) and The Girl With the Pearl Earring (Scarlett Johansson). His starring role as an Irish revolutionary helped The Wind That Shakes The Barley (Ken Loach) win the 2006 Palme d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival.
Cillian Murphy Joins Al Pacino in 'Dali & I'
Cinematical - Santa Monica,CA,USA
The good parts keep coming for Cillian Murphy. The Hollywood Reporter tells us he will officially be starring opposite Al Pacino in the film adaptation of ...
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Cillian Murphy Joins Dali & I
ComingSoon.net - USA
Dali (Pacino) also developed a mentor-protege relationship with a young art dealer named Stan Lauryssens, who will be played by Murphy. The part of Gala, ...
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Cillian Murphy Stars in Dali & I: The Surreal Story
MovieWeb - USA
Pacino will be playing Dali, who develops a mentor-protege relationship with the young artist Stan Lauryssens (Murphy). Dali & I: The Surreal Story will ...
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Al Pacino confirms Salvador Dalí biopic
Al Pacino spoke to MTV News about portraying the 20th century painter Salvador Dali in the upcoming film entitled "Dali & I: The Surreal Story" based on my book.
"I really like that Salvador Dali idea," said Pacino of the biopic. "I really feel that's a place I would like to get myself around to playing."
The movie will reunite Pacino with his "S1m0ne" director Andrew Niccol. "I read Andrew Niccol's script. It's a terrific script. That's a role I've been wanting to play for a while, and I think it's coming," explained Pacino.
Salvador Dali of course is best known for his wiry antenna-like moustache and for his painting "The Persistence of Memory," which features several melting clocks on the beach.
Foreign rights to my "Dali & I" book have now been sold to 22 countries, among them China, Russia, Japan, Brazil... Thomas Dunne Books/St. Martin's Press in New York acquired World English Rights.
Tantor Unabridged Audiobooks
Tantor Media (US) acquired USCP Audio rights for CD and MP3: "Publishers Weekly named Tantor Media the number one fastest-growing independent publisher. Tantor has a dedicated library department, and releases over twenty new titles each month, including classics, award-winners, and bestsellers."
FUZZ-EXPRESS
Some crime fiction aficionados fondly call themselves "McBainiacs", short for "McBain maniacs". Jean Pierre Engels from Belgium is a true McBainiac: he's got some 8 and a half metres (!!) of Ed McBain stuff in all editions, hardcover, audio, cassette, CD, VHS and DVD, outprints, e-stories, all in all some 650 (!!) items.
You name it, he's got it. This bedeviled collector started reading my thrillers, in Dutch, and posted the following topic on Ed McBain's Open File Forum: "I looked far-away and a long time and found nearby and quite suddenly a real Ed McBain-pupil. On this continent, in Belgium of all places. His name? Stan Lauryssens. I just finished his [crime] novel No Time for Tears (Geen tijd voor tranen, in Dutch).
Well, it feels like a Trans-European express on a slow local train rail and reads like: How? What? Why? and WOW! and WHAW! My humble opinion is that he could be the one to finish Becca in Jeopardy [McBain's unfinished crime novel]. Find out more about this gifted writer. He is close and deserves a cigar, or two... Enjoy." Thanks for your kind words, Jean Pierre, and thank you also for the cigar. Sadly, I don't smoke. Make it a beer... or two.
A revealing book about Dalí and his world ...
Foreign rights are handled by the Lennart Sane Agency. All requests and inquiries should be directed to Philip Sane at philip.sane@lennartsaneagency.com.
Foreign rights already sold to Russia (AST Publishers), Taiwan (PROPHET PRESS, the Eurasian Publishing Group), Czechia and Slovakia (FRAGMENT), Greece (PSICHOGIOS), Belgium and the Netherlands (MANTEAU/STANDAARD), Serbia (MEDIA II), Finland (Johnny Kniga Publishing), Portugal (Editora PRESENCA), Romania (POLIROM Editura), Turkey (APRIL Publishing), Hungary (PÉCSI DIREKT KFT. ALEXANDRA KIADÓJA), Brazil (EDIOURO Publicações), China (THINKINGDOM MEDIA GROUP), Poland (BERTELSMANN MEDIA), Japan (ASPECT Publishing), France (ÉDITIONS DE L'ARCHIPEL), Spain (EDICIONES B), Korea (Random House Korea, Inc), Australia and New Zealand (BLACK Inc. BOOKS, an imprint of Schwartz Publishing/Penguin Books Australia), UK--United Kingdom (MAINSTREAM Publishing), Denmark (POLITIKENS FORLAG) and Germany (SEELIGER VERLAG).
THOMAS DUNNE BOOKS/St. MARTIN'S PRESS (New York) acquired World English Rights. In the words of Peter Joseph, Associate Editor: "I do believe that this book can find success in the realm of Hoax, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind and Catch Me If You Can. But with or without the film, I think that Stan’s written a revealing book about Dali and his world that I’d love the chance to publish a champion."
Booklist is the review journal of the American Library Association and the magazine the New York Times calls "an acquisitions bible for public and school librarians nationwide." Here's what Booklist writes about Dalí & I: The Surreal Story: "Salvador Dalí’s surreal images—melting clocks, weird landscapes, women as fleshy bureaus with drawers open—sold like crazy, but most of the paintings, drawings, and prints, including those hanging in the world’s best museums, are fakes.
Also in Danish, from Politiken
In Hungarian, from Alexandra
Stan Lauryssens, an award-winning European crime writer, boldly confesses his role in spreading the plague of phony Dalís in a jaw-dropping chronicle of jet-set swindling matched by an X-rated portrait-in-glimpses of one of the freakiest of art celebrities. As if the story of Lauryssens’ leap from working in a Belgian cheese factory to amassing a fortune hustling works by Dalí and hiding from Interpol in the only house in sight of Dalí’s Catalan holdfast isn’t tantalizing enough, he also enters the inner circle of Dalí intimates and collects bizarre, grotesque tales of voyeuristic Dalí’s
“sex circuses”; the voraciousness of his sex-addicted, money-mad wife, Gala; and the truth about who created Dalí’s late works and the “McDalí” carnival of fraud. It’s all terribly decadent, hard to believe, and enormously diverting. No wonder a movie starring Al Pacino and Cillian Murphy is in the works." --Donna Seaman
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